Wednesday, October 7, 2009

The specter of skinny jeans rises again.

Dave: I don't get why some girls wear such tight jeans. I mean, how do they even get into them.

May: With a shimmy and a prayer, baby.

Dave: I just don't get it.

May: It's not just girls, it's gay men, too. And they've got a package to fit in there, I mean, I think that's even more impressive.

. . . pause . . .

May: Or maybe it's not that impressive.

May: Bah-dum-pum-ching. Thank you, I'll be here all week.

1 comment:

SurfRunner said...

BWAHAHAHA =)

and even more impressive (or not impressive) is the tucking they are WILLING to do, to cross-dress into a mini-skirt and fishnet stockings.

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