As for The Scaryness?
It was supersupersuper scary. It was a scary hay ride + scary corn maze + 3 scary haunted houses + a whole day with theater people. I just about had a heart attack.
Hahahahaha, thankyouverymuch, I'll be here all week.
Note: I am SO just kidding, wonderful friends of Wife who selflessly invited me along. Keep inviting me places.