Hey, Internet. You gotta know I love you if after my vehement protestations regarding the lack of reality in reality television, I reluctantly subject myself to "A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila: season 2."
I'm already behind by three episodes, so this afternoon I have cleared space in my schedule to navigate the strange jungle of Miss Tequila's supposed quest for "love." "Love" may hereafter be used interchangeably with the terms "fame" and "booty." WHO'S BITTER?!
Right off the bat, I have to say this batch of lovers is not as cute as the first, at least from the sweeping crowd shots. Especially the lesbians. CHRIST! There are some hot gay and bi women in the world, but it does not appear that any of them wanted to be on Tila's show. So far, no Danis to be seen, and by that I don't mean no "butch lites" or "futchs" (femme + butch, as Dani called herself) as much as no ladies I find unquestionably hot.
Second, Miss Tila is more full of herself than ever. I liked the vulnerability she had or at least affected in season 1, but whatever doubts she had about her person last season seem to be long gone.
What will TT have in store for her unwitting lovers this time around? More food wrestling? More obstacle courses? More modeling shoots and music recording sessions? Definitely a lot of skimpy bathing suit time. Let's just hope there's no bull privates involved.