OK. Sex and the City is in the bag. Mind, blown. Cooing over love and labels, check. Crying, done. Champagne, drank. Go see it. Peace out, bitches.
Ladies? Go see it because ... you know you want to.
Gay dudes? Go see it because ... you know you want to.
Straight dudes? Go see it so you see how to win a way to the ladies' hearts. And do NOT EVER show up on Valentine's Day with a velvet box of chocolates from a drugstore. That is all I have to say.
(If I manage to upload the pictures from my camera any time soon, you can see how gussied up we were too.)