I was trying for an impossibly cool and offhand tone when I mentioned those doughnuts, but who am I kidding? I am really impressed with us that we made homemade doughnuts. Even if we totally cheated, using the idiot-proof recipe from Real Simple. I totally thought of the strawberry jam and crème fraîche on my very own, though! (We skipped the cinnamon in favor of the toppings, but I imagine it'd be just as good with [d] all of the above: cinnamon, sugar, fresh jam, and crème fraîche! What a glutton I am!)
Please also note: when I whine about having gained weight, will you do me a favor and remind me to (a) stop eating bacon like it's a vegetable and (b) stop making homemade doughnuts?! And (c) for that matter, get up off that ass girl and jog or something!!
Thanks, Internet. Thanks very much.