Me: Oooh! We could have a Law and Disorder party! There's a place called Crime Scene Bar and Lounge! And another called Death & Co.! And people could come as cops or criminals! How cool would that be?!
Wife: Isn't it weird to have a death-themed birthday party?
Me: Oh, yeah. Right.
Point taken: "maybe we should go with something more along the lines of "we're glad to be ALIVE" . . . but I still maintain that I totally want to have a law & order themed party some day. Hi, Internet. DO NOT STEAL MY IDEA OR I WILL TOTALLY BEAT YOU UP.