I read this. Bitterness--though slight and comic for the masses--does not become you.
Here is a truth: sometimes you do not get to have it all.
Darling girl, you have the world. Your fame and success right now hinge on being single. So don't begrudge those of us that have no fame and success but do have love.
Besides, I guarantee that every woman currently in a relationship has been crushed at some point (and sometimes several points) too.