TT update.

Oh shiiiizz! I just caught up on Tila Tequila's "A Shot at Love." The first challenge involved eating bull penis and balls (I gagged just watching), eyeballs, heart, and a shot of blood, this all being a way of proving that these contestants could keep up with Tila's "exotic" lifestyle. Because she travels so extensively, supposedly she can't always eat what she wants. Still, I have to wonder ... I am sure that no matter where she goes, she can still get some vegetables or something. I mean, geez. People consume crazy shit all over the world, but they also all eat some things that are more mild. Poor Amanda broke a 15-year stretch of being a vegetarian, but still lost the challenge.

Domenico is so sweet, but there is no chemistry there; still Tila kept him on. Steven got sent home. There was one more elimination to go. When it came down to the last two standing, it was Vanessa and Brandi, and Brandi won, which led to Vanessa taking Brandi down in the mother of all cat fights. Vanessa refused to leave the house by throwing herself on the ground in front of the front door, and Brandi told Tila she loved her but she couldn't keep putting herself through all of this drama.

I think it may come down to Dani and Bobby, at least if Tila continues to try to keep the gender ratios equal. Tila had all the contestants vote for the Most and Least Compatible for her (not including themselves), and Dani SWEPT that shit up, by far winning Most Compatible. Even Tila admitted in one interview that although she usually goes for more feminine, lipsticky lesbians that she was very attracted to Dani and that she's starting to realize Dani might be the best of both worlds. Like, DUH. Didn't I say that a few episodes ago?! Plus, their making out is totally heating up.

Dude, I am starting to really believe that Dani might take it. DANI 4 PREZ! DANI 4-EVA!